excepttheeyes:

Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

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eluciidate:

this is how I would doctor

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shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

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sextnoise:

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

no im just scared of the monster thats under my bed

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jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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1like1prayer:

when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass

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metaknighty:

imagine if all the spiders in the world became tiny horses.

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

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